NARS Schiap Lipstick is a medium-dark fuchsia pink with subtle, cool undertones and a matte finish. It had good pigmentation in a single pass, which applied evenly and just barely tugged on my lips during application. The consistency was thin, incredibly lightweight, and didn’t feel clingy, though it was firmer in the tube, so it took more pressure to apply it in a fluid stroke. This shade stayed on well for six hours, left a faint stain behind, and was non-drying.
NARS Funny Face Lipstick is a bright, fuchsia-berry with cool undertones and a barely-there iridescent sheen. It had semi-opaque pigmentation that adhered evenly but seemed more prone to emphasizing lip lines (partially due to the texture). The lipstick was thin, drier, and firmer to the point that it was stiff and difficult to apply in a fluid motion. I had the best luck gently dabbing it across my lips in short strokes. It wore well for over six hours but felt a little drying over time.