FYRE’s Notorious D*ck Sucking Story Is The Best/Worst Thing Ever

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What was as soon as one man’s actual, residing nightmare goes down in historical past as probably the most legendary anecdote to return out of Fyre Festival. Of course, we’re speaking concerning the infamous dick sucking story from Netflix’s Fyre documentary.

As folks draw strains comparisons between Hulu’s documentary and that of Netflix, there’s a transparent line within the sand between one versus the opposite. One describes occasion producer Andy King‘s close to run-in with a penis to get vans filled with Evian water throughout the boarder.

Billy [McFarland] known as and mentioned, ‘Andy, we need you to take one big thing for the team.,” King explains on-camera in the newly released Fyre documentary. “And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, I’ve been taking one thing for the staff each day.’

“He said, ‘Well, you’re our wonderful gay leader and we need you to go down, will you suck dick to fix this water problem?’ And I said, ‘Billy, what?’ And he said, ‘Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham’s dick, who is the head of customs, and get him to clear all of the containers with water, you will save this festival.’”

This is similar man who admits he would break into tears each time he was alone for a second, as Fyre grew to become increasingly more out of his management. King was totally ready to go down, to the competition website and in any other case, if it meant preserving the competition afloat — and extra importantly, the thirst of attendees quenched. Thankfully, customs let the water go together with no soiled deeds completed, however the competition failed miserably in any case. Still, this man is a few form of hero.

“Can you imagine, in my 30 years of career that this was what I was going to do?,” he says. “I was going to do that, honestly, to save the festival.”

Naturally, Twitter’s commentary concerning the dick sucking story is on level. Never neglect.


dividing my life into earlier than and after attending to the dick sucking portion of the fyre fest documentary

— david bynch (@soalexgoes) January 19, 2019

think about sucking dick for fyre competition

— Big Chungus (@broazay) January 20, 2019

At first I assumed the Netflix #fyre documentary wasn’t pretty much as good because the Hulu one…however then I received to the dick sucking story 😱

— Married In MedSchool (@MarryNMedSchool) January 19, 2019

Fiji water I’d perceive however Evian? That’s uncontrolled

— Mands (@mandszzz) January 20, 2019

Straight up can not consider that man nearly sucked dick at customs for barrels of Evian water to maintain the fyre fest going, that’s so darkish

— Alison Segel (@On-lineAlison) January 20, 2019

Aye I do know the Netflix producers have been filming dudeass speaking about probably sucking dick for Fyre Festival like “Hulu ain’t got this THATS for sure”

— awkward connoisseur (@RaychJackson) January 20, 2019


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